Prince Harry dramatically left the royal family in 2020 in order to chase Meghan Markle’s Hollywood dreams—but he can’t stop gripping about the loss of his taxpayer funded security. The dim prince is now demanding that Home Office review and … Continue reading ￼Prince Harry Demands Taxpayers Covers His Family’s Security in the U.K.
This last year has been difficult though fulfilling for the House of Windsor. From the tragedy of Prince Philip’s death and Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s Oprah Winfrey Interview that fractured family bonds to Catherine’s successful charity Christmas concert and … Continue reading ￼The British Family’s Triumphs and Tragedy’s in 2021 – A Year in Review of the House of Windsor
Greetings from Montecito, America! Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex and future president of the United States, and Harry, her husband, hope that you and the family members, you have fully vetted for the appropriate demographic quotas, are enjoying a … Continue reading A Thanksgiving Message from the Future President of the United States, HRH Meghan Markle The Duchess of Sussex, and (Prince) Harry, Her Husband (Satire)
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle signed a multimillion-dollar deal with Netflix, which apparently includes a reality television show from the couple. Despite some terrible attempts to try and hide the crew, it’s clear that videographer and other crew members are … Continue reading ￼Will Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Discuss Lying in Court in Upcoming Netflix Documentary Series? Probably Not.
Prince Harry has spent the last year lambasting his royal family and the way they raised him—but apparently, he’s hoping that his father and brother, Princes Charles and William, will beg for him to return to the U.K. and royal … Continue reading Prince Harry Hoping Prince Charles and Prince William ‘Beg’ for Him to Return to the U.K. and Royal Duties
Andrew Morton, the author of Princess Diana’s infamous biography, is working to release a new book about Meghan Markle, and has argued that her daughter Lilibet will become “America’s princess.” While that might sound good to the #SussexSquad, in reality … Continue reading Why Lilibet Won’t Be the ‘American Princess’, There Already Is One
Harry and Meghan are allegedly considering spending Christmas in the U.K. This year, which will be the first time that the couple has done this since 2018 and the first time with both Archie and their newborn daughter, Lilibet. However, … Continue reading Will the Queen Ever Meet Her Namesake Lilibet? After Recent Health Scare, Harry and Meghan May Crash Royal Christmas If They Can Profit Off of It
Lilibet ‘Lili’ Diana Mountbatten-Windsor has never been seen publicly, but so far in her short life she’s caused a fair amount of controversy. While most of it is surrounding her name, which was Queen Elizabeth’s precious childhood nickname and one … Continue reading To Christen or Not to Christen? Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s Confusing Story Regarding Baby Lilibet’s Christening
Harry made his wishes that his daughter, Lilibet Diana Mountbatten-Windsor, be christened at Windsor Castle, just like her brother, during a recent and brief trip back to the U.K. However, the royal family isn’t biting, and expert Angela Levin has … Continue reading Harry and Meghan’s Dreams of Christening Baby Lilibet in Windsor Might be Dashed, ‘Cannot Have Their Cake and Eat it Too’
Harry and Meghan enjoy suing any and every one, and now they might finally find themselves on the defense, as Meghan Markle’s father Thomas is threatening to sue in order to finally see his grandchildren Archie and Lilibet. On her … Continue reading Thomas Markle Threatens to Sue Harry and Meghan Over Right to See Grandchildren, Archie and Lilibet